Welcome to Wongo's
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“Welcome to Wongo's. We have what you want at Wongtastic prices.” says the least enthusiastic clerk you have ever met.
“Peruse our wares and enjoy your time at Wongo's,” they continue, without even looking up.
“Peruse our wares and enjoy your time at Wongo's,” they continue, without even looking up.
Options
Wongo's Bargain Bin
Pay 100 Gold. Obtain 1 random Common Relic.
Locked
Requires 100 Gold.
Wongo's Featured Item
Pay 200 Gold. Obtain a random Relic.
Locked
Requires 200 Gold.
Leave
Downgrade a random card.
Wongo's Mystery Box
Pay 300 Gold. Obtain 3 random Relics after 5 combats.
Locked
Requires 300 Gold.
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AFTER_BUY
“We are Wongo-wow'd by your generosity... Wonderful patron, you now have 0 Wongo Points. With just 0 more points, you will receive our exclusive Wongo Customer Appreciation Badge. Have a Wongtastic day.”
You have no clue what they are talking about and vow to never return to a Wongo's.
You have no clue what they are talking about and vow to never return to a Wongo's.
AFTER_BUY_BADGE_COUNTER
“We are Wongo-wow'd by your generosity... Wonderful patron, you now have 0 Wongo Points. With just 0 more points, you will receive our exclusive Wongo Customer Appreciation Badge. Have a Wongtastic day.”
You have already received 0 of these worthless badges. You vow to never return to a Wongo's.
You have already received 0 of these worthless badges. You vow to never return to a Wongo's.
AFTER_BUY_RECEIVE_BADGE
“We are Wongo-wow'd by your generosity... Wonderful patron, you now have 0 Wongo Points. Your points have earned you a Wongo Customer Appreciation Badge.”
The clerk hands you a cheaply made badge. “Have a Wongtastic day.”
You have now received 0 badges. You vow to never return to a Wongo's.
The clerk hands you a cheaply made badge. “Have a Wongtastic day.”
You have now received 0 badges. You vow to never return to a Wongo's.
INITIAL
“Welcome to Wongo's. We have what you want at Wongtastic prices.” says the least enthusiastic clerk you have ever met.
“Peruse our wares and enjoy your time at Wongo's,” they continue, without even looking up.
“Peruse our wares and enjoy your time at Wongo's,” they continue, without even looking up.
Wongo's Bargain Bin
Pay 100 Gold. Obtain 1 random Common Relic.
Locked
Requires 100 Gold.
Wongo's Featured Item
Pay 200 Gold. Obtain a random Relic.
Locked
Requires 200 Gold.
Leave
Downgrade a random card.
Wongo's Mystery Box
Pay 300 Gold. Obtain 3 random Relics after 5 combats.
Locked
Requires 300 Gold.
LEAVE
“Um... excuse me you can't just leave without buying something at Wongo's,” says the clerk with an irritated tone.
You have a heated debate over customer choice and it leaves you mentally drained.
You have a heated debate over customer choice and it leaves you mentally drained.
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